What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

Why does my intimate area “sweat” and smell so much? I almost have to have a shower everyday. How do I get rid of this?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How can I get rid of the fake girls on social media that are claiming to be hookups? Is there a way to shuffle through them and the real women that actually want to talk?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What do teens do at night?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Do you think covid 19 was never as bad as it got made out to be where we needed lockdowns and restrictions?

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Can a Trump supporter explain what was wrong with what Bishop Budde said to Donald Trump?

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.